The Met Gala was themed “costume art”, in hopes guests would pull from artworks of the past for inspiration. Some celebrities blew any expectations out of the water with their outfits while several fell flat. Hits (1) Emma Chamberlain Emma Chamberlain was the best dressed of the night. She encapsulated the theme perfectly, drawing inspiration […]
The Mystery of the 11 Missing Scientists
11 scientists have gone missing from 2022 to 2026. Speculation and conspiracies have grown online as until recently, the FBI and National Security Agency has opened an investigation into these disappearances/murders. Four consecutive years of eleven missing/dead scientists has sparked an investigation to see if these cases are linked. Here is a timeline to breakdown […]
The Slow Motion of Cortland: Snail-Paced Walkers
There is nothing like walking to class and getting stuck in a person strolling like it is a nice sunny day on the beach. It is even better when they duplicate across the hallway or sidewalk, and you can’t pass them. Imagine you are on your way to class, trying to get there casually. You […]
ICE in Orange County, NY: A Cautionary Story
ICE has been operating in Orange County, NY since late 2025. Local media has reported on ICE opening a detention facility in Chester, NY as well as an office being used for ICE operations in New Windsor, NY. This raises concerns for Cortland as this situation has proven that ICE may operate in small New […]
Cortland Has the Best Drivers: Said No One Ever
Cortland is facing a pandemic of the inability to use a turn signal and drive at least half the speed limit. There is not a single drive that I can take without being rage baited. My less-than-three minute commute on the way to class always entails a person not knowing how a four-way stop works […]
Sexual Assault at SUNY Cortland: One Student’s Story
This article presents the story of one current SUNY Cortland sophomore who told a Dragon Chronicle reporter about her experience. That student asked to remain anonymous, and her identity is known only to the reporter. While this is just one story, sexual assault remains an issue at SUNY Cortland, as at all college campuses. Nationally, […]
The Horrible Phenomenon of Cortland’s Snow Maintenance
Instead of planning ahead and making sure the roads and sidewalks are clear, Cortland adores waiting until there is 5 inches of snow on the ground to shovel and put salt down. Cortland does a terrible job preparing and maintaining safe conditions when it snows out. Since it loves to snow everyday in the winter, […]
News Flash: Top Floor of the Library Is Meant To Be Silent
The library is designed to have three floors where chatting is permitted, yet students love to trek up the hundred flights of stairs to run their mouths on the ONE floor that is suppose to be completely silent. I don’t know if some were not made unaware of the fact that the fourth floor is […]
What Happened with the Fake Moe’s Vouchers?
Moe’s redeemed more vouchers than it had given SUNY Cortland for a burrito giveaway last semester. Some of the vouchers were fake, but no one is sure what happened, or who was responsible for the scheme. Nothing was adding up. Last semester, Moe’s Southwest Grill discovered that they were redeeming more free vouchers than SUNY […]
The Construction Apocalypse of Cortland: Enough Already
It seems Cortland is allergic to having a single semester without some type of construction that seemingly never stops. Between construction starting at 4 am and hearing the loud trucks and equipment clank on the ground to the main roads that students take to class being backed up with standstill traffic, this has been an […]